The Black Keys Fan Lounge Forum

Don't know the answer, but here is the Lounge's most fashion oriented thread:

Dan and Clothes

and a the link to the Park & Bond article, which has a good close up view of his boots on the fourth image:

Park & Bond

capricorn2972 - 3 hours ago  » 
He doesn't wear boots, silly! Those are simply the uber cool feet of a Guitar God.

It would be awesome if his bare feet just looked like that

If you look at close ups of photos he only owns a couple pairs of what I imagine to be really good and expensive boots. They're pretty traditional; they have a standard heel, all out flat leather with no design or cuts to it, and they have a zipper on the inner-side instead of laces. As for pat he wears Oxfords or Converse shoes. Drummers tend to go for more comfortable wear.

I am fully aware that the statement I am about to make is "the pot calling the kettle black" and I mean no offense in making it (not to mr. george or anyone else) because I am fucking certain I appear to be just as strange to others when it comes to my Black Keys obsession; I just focus on aspects other than fashion...nonetheless...

I don't know whether to LMAO that there is this much fucking detail available about/interest in Dan's boots or to pray that Dan and Pat will see all these posts and know that we're not their craziest, top 100 fans, who happen to hate them.

*See how much we love you; we hast memorized thy footwear, Oh Great Ones!*

I say... let's talk beards! I like beards. I like Dan's beard especially. I liked it at its furry fullest. I loved the goatee phase (pant and palpitate) and the current shorter, combed look... scrumptious.

What's your favorite of Dan's beard styles? Does he condition? Has... anyone... *trembling now...* actually... touched it?