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I had a dream a few weeks ago that I was a little person and was Chelsea Handler's [American comedian, host of the Chelsea Lately show, lover of all people oddly proportioned] sidekick / assistant. We had gotten into a fight because she was planning her Dad's birthday party and had arranged for me to jump out of a stack of giant pancakes, and I was refusing bc it opposed my midget code of ethics or something.

Anyway so one of my duties was to be in control of her BlackBerry, since she was usually drunk and a horrible speller. I got a text from a Dan Q A and I assumed it was a Q&A dude named Dan so just to be a dick I started sending ridiculous questions to this poor fellow, who eventually got sick of it and sent "I just got in from Ohio, do you want to meet up and discuss which song you want us to do on your show?" [Because apparently in dream-world that's how Hollywood deals go down. No middle-man, no contracts, just a text message]. So my brain-bulb goes off and I immediately tuck and roll out of Chelsea's stretch Hummer and go meet Dan.

He was kind of surprised to see a little person instead of Chelsea Handler but he got over it real quick and I told him about our little tiff and he's like "great, now I want iHop" and apparently Pat loooovves pancakes too so we called him up and all went to the hop and gorged ourselves while discussing music and Star Wars (I had watched a marathon the day I dreamt this) and that was it. I remember Pat being really tall from a midget's perspective.

I woke up in the best mood ever that morning because I had entertained the crap out of Dan and Pat and there's nothing I love more than making a hero of mine laugh.. even if it's just a dream, I guess.

i think in the dream he is yes.

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fugly's a she isn't he?

i've had a dream that i was recording at easy eye and accidentally started a fire. (it involved a bong)

Only remember bits and pieces of my dream last night, but at one point I was in the car and Chop & Change was playing. I was pissed off becuase there was something wrong with the stereo and it was playing really quietly, even with the volume all the way up.

It actually really pissed me off in the dream. I don't remember anything else about it, just that I was mad at the stereo. I bet if Dan would've been there, he would've thrown it out of the car like the douchebag it is...