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Whoever comes up with the best Everyday Wrangler/Mel Gibson rant, directed at Brucini, wins something(haven't figured it out yet), signed by Dan and Pat. Winner to be determined by me, in a couple of weeks.
Some advice: you lousy cocksuckers better do some damage or I'll fuckin' kill your children and your children's children, you mealy mouthed motherfuckers!!!!!!!
PS-Everyday Wrangler is in the lead.

Mirby Amendment- I think you're right, so you can direct the rant at anyone you want.

haha ah man, i'm to chilled out to rant too much.

although i'm sure one of you clunge lickin, cold bean eating, yankee inbred rednecks (i know a contradiction) nascar lovin, banjo snappin, kleetus named, native killin, shrimp suppin, smoked ya mind to mush, westhead twats will say something that'll get me goin off on one!

haha just because it says BP... i'm sure its majority owned by americans, or at least they have a large enough stake. (mind you us brits did have/do have a tendency to destroy parts of the world on a regular basis) i cant believe how much they are getting away with tbh. A chemical factory goes up in flames and burns there are lawsuits n prison sentences, something to do with oil and they get a slap on the wrist. its ridiculous!

Is it just me, impossible to read anything in this thread without hearing the words in Mel Gibson's intoxication voice. That was a good one mike.

MirbyGnits - 1 hour ago  » 
Heh, at least you didn't take a shot at us for destroying the Gulf of Mexico. Bravo.

uh, BRITISH petroleum played a pretty big role in destroying the gulf. Ya know, that company headquartered in London the fuck England. And Hokes being the English gentleman that he is...

yes in fact, many euro and s. americsan countries. little known fact, the US got quite a bit of international aid to help after Katrina too.

All you psuedo-intellectual artsy fartsy stoners. Stop finding obscure ways to connect every f***king metaphor you hear to pot. Burning of the Mightnight lamp is not about smoking weed! You need a f***ing doctor. You need a f***ing brain transplant. And to the dirty douche with the Brad Pit sun glasses in the laid back pose: You need a f***ing bat to the side of the head. How about that? You pretentious puddle of piss. (indiscernible breathing noises) Justin Bieber and those with the fever. Stay the f***k away from me. I'll put you in a f***ing rose garden. Hey media. I don't care about the chain smoking baby from Indonesia. Stop contributing to the lobotomy of America with your f***king ADHD news coverage. Lady Gaga. I wouldn't touch that malaria infested swamp cooch with a 10 foot antiseptic pole. And now I lost all my money thanks to you, you f*** identity thief. You knew I couldn't control my chronic porn addiction. Now I have no money, and the Lakers box, I got rid of the box. Now nobody gets tickets because of YOU, I HAD TO SELL THE MOTHERF***ER.

You are disqualified Leary. Why don't you grow a pair and start using the FUCK word instead of all those *'s?

MirbyGnits - 1 hour ago  » 
You are disqualified Leary. Why don't you grow a pair and start using the FUCK word instead of all those *'s?

Needed to create the most accurate imagery of Mel Gibson's voice... the recordings were bleeped on the news!

When you say fuck a billion times, the word sorta loses it's power. Too many like yourself who need to compensate for their shriveled sagging syphilis sacks, letting everyone know how much of a bad mother-fucker they think they are through excessive use of the word. Too simple minded to get creative with their insults, so they just drop F bombs till they've wiped a third world country off the map. There was a time when fuck actually meant something! You'd say it and jaws would drop. Alas...