The Black Keys Fan Lounge Forum

haha... first post...

Id love to meet someone in real life who bothers to join a FAN forum in order to bash the band. See how pretentious they really are ya know?

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@abat3.. So you've lurked here forever, never felt compelled to say anthing good about this band you've supposedly been a fan of for years? And now you decide to sign up to talk shit about them. To call their music trash!.. Fuck you, troll.

abat3 - 7 hours ago  » 
Got the album from an inside source yesterday and I've listened to it four times through so far. I've been a fan of the Keys since Rubber Factory and lurked on these forums for quite some time. I hate to say it, but the Black Keys have sold out. To me, the only decent, not shitty tracks were Lonely Boy, Money Maker (probably the second single), and Nova Baby. I'd be generous when saying El Camino is mediocre; in reality, it's absolute trash. Most of the songs have uninspiring beats and generic fills from Pat and run-of-the-mill progressions from Dan. Go and find another band while you can, because the Keys are done.

I think this dude is either Dan or Pat trolling for lulz. How else would he have gotten it from inside sources... Makes me wonder. Or maybe returns?

abat3 - 9 hours ago  » 
Got the album from an inside source yesterday and I've listened to it four times through so far. I've been a fan of the Keys since Rubber Factory and lurked on these forums for quite some time. I hate to say it, but the Black Keys have sold out. To me, the only decent, not shitty tracks were Lonely Boy, Money Maker (probably the second single), and Nova Baby. I'd be generous when saying El Camino is mediocre; in reality, it's absolute trash. Most of the songs have uninspiring beats and generic fills from Pat and run-of-the-mill progressions from Dan. Go and find another band while you can, because the Keys are done.

1. Funkmaster, is that Hokes in your video?? lol

2. abat3 - I hope you realize what you did wrong here. Nothing wrong with you having an opinion but man oh man you probably picked the worst possible way to express it. Did you feel like you were doing us a giant favor?

well I guess that's a wrap everyone. just go ahead and cancel your pre-order. batshit3 says it's garbage so it must be. damn, I was all excited too. guh. guess I'll just get that new Bieber xmas album instead...

the only person that has done a worse job with their 1st post here was the cocksucker who had gotten some Black Keys album or memorabilia and signed up here to ask us how much money we thought he could get for it on ebay. like I said, you really went about expressing your opinion to us in the complete worst way. none of us give a shit what you think, but we may have actually listened to what you had to say if you weren't such a dick about it.

lastly, your opinion means jack fucking shit anyways. why? because you've listened to the album a whole 4 times. 4 whole times!!?? really? well how silly of us to fucking doubt you man the band spends months writing and recording the album and you trash the fucker after 4 listens? you really ARE a super fan, been one since RF era too eh? wow, bravo dude.